The tavern's four sturdy oak tables groan under the weight of boisterous Vikings packed shoulder-to-shoulder, fists pounding in unison as they roar for their next round. Each bench overflows with thirsty warriors—scarred berserkers slamming empty tankards, grizzled raiders bellowing tavernmaid curses, sea-weathered navigators thrumming drinking hymns on weathered tabletops. No seat sits unclaimed, no table stands silent—your barrels must flow exclusively to these ale-starved hordes, for serving phantom patrons at vacant tables invites both wasted brew and the wrath of drunken jarls.
Thirst alert! A raucous band of battle-hardened Vikings just stormed into your tavern – and they’re here to drain every last drop of your ale reserves! Forget about polite requests for the privy; these brash Norsemen have one mission: chug, guzzle, and conquer your entire beer supply. Keep their mugs filled before their tempers flare – serve brews swiftly, then swipe empty tankards before the next round begins. But tread carefully: seasoned raiders might demand triple the pours to satisfy their legendary thirst. With this much mead flowing, the privy queue’s stretching to Valhalla! Can you keep the ale flowing and the chaos contained? Skål… or else.
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